Turtle's End

So, if you actually check this thing Tuesdays and Thursdays, I owe you an apology...

I've missed 3 of the last 4 comic deadlines, two of which I flagrantly neglected. For this reason, I will be getting a check for only five dollars this week :-(

But i thought itd be necessary to explain that I have finals all this week, and that I am in the fight of my life. If you got beef with that, eat a porkchop.

While this is the official end of the Awkward Turtle series, fear not! I have big plans for the summer. I will be drafting a cartoon series/ supplemental 5-DAY PER WEEK comic strip. its about a team of extreme secret agents that take the cases everyone else cant handle. It'll be full of over the top action, humor, and bullets...so keep your eyes peeled for that shit come next fall

until then...
NICE BLOWIN YA!

AT: Spring Weekend Edition

Uconn's fabled Spring Weekend starts this Thursday, which also happens to be a day that you chumlords get to see my comic in the paper.

It also happens to be my birthday this Thursday... i'll be 22...
(hold for applause)




no?
okay



here is Thursday



# 26 : Cops




unfortunately, Tuesday's turtle was turned in too late, and wont be run today. It got lost in shuffle of the weekend holiday and me being a lazy bum. HOWEVER, this is actually good news for the four of you that actually come to this blog, as you'll be the only ones that see it!
ENJWA




#25 : Bees? Check.





i'll see you amongst the sea of fools at Carriage this Thursday...its gonna be tits

-Turty Clack

Hell Week Turtlethon

#23: Dead (sexy) or Alive





I got this idea from my friend JR...the guy on the poster is kinda modeled after him
think of it as an homage





#24: Prof of Purchase






I wish I could've done a better caricature of my professor, this one doesnt really do him justice.
I really did have to study for a test, and in about 10 minutes im gonna go take it, and hopefully knock its freakin socks off

if it had socks

21 and 22!

this one was a little experimental. more freehand than usual


#21 : Vending Machines




This one will be running today in the Daily Campus, bottom right of the comics page...
but you dont care, you just saw it here...whatever



#22: can a brotha get some mo dice?




im not crazy about this one...

stay greazy


OH PS
I got a minor speaking role in an independent film to be shot over the summer...more on that as it develops :P

THE 20TH TURTLE!

I CANT BELIEVE IT! WE MADE IT TO 20!
this one was kinda a rush job, but the effect is there, i think
Also its running on april fools day, so people will already be distracted by the Daily SCAMpus...get it!?

TEMPORARY INSANITY WEDNESDAY!

COME ON DOWN TO THE AWKWARD TURTLE EMPORIUM THIS WEDNESDAY!
I KNOW I SHOULD WAIT TIL TOMORROW TO POST THIS WEEK'S COMIC, BUT IMA POST IT TODAY ANYWAY
AND YES, THE FACT THAT IM TYPING IN ALL CAPS MEANS IM YELLING!!!



#18 : Decisions





BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
I'M GONNA DO A SUPER DUPER INSANE-O BACKFLIP AND POST NEXT TUESDAY'S COMIC TODAY! I MUST BE TEMPORARILY INSANE TO WANT TO GIVE AWAY THIS MUCH TURTLAGE!



#19 : What's my mothaf$*kin name? JIG-SAWWWW



ENJOY YOUR HUMPDAY! ILL BE STUDYING FOR AN EXAM AND PREPPING FOR A SHOW THIS SATURDAY IN BOSTON
(WILHELM LIVE IN BOSTON THIS WEEKEND!)

PEACE

Turt 17 : Catch Phrases

kinda silly, but i likes it

#18 on Thursday
i'll be 22 in a month (as of 3/24)