AWKWARD TURTLEs 15 and 16 : wildlife week

Hope spring break was manageable for most.
Let's get right to it, as I should be going to my psychopharmacology class soon.

#-15 : Swans






"One of my faves..." says Stephen Winchell
Hebert and Groper gave it two nubs up

#16 : A Doe, a Deer, A F$%#ing Obnoxious Deer






They really do this. I seens it.
Try not to go skydiving and have the parachute accidentally not deploy this week, okay? Try not to do that.

-turt mcgurt

The stunning conclusion...

Spring break looms in the distance like a beast, and I've got 2 more exams...
I've also got turtles...scrumptious hilarious turtles









I might do some comics next week...maybe
in the meantime, enjoy the stunning conclusion to the Obnoxious Wizard Saga

Obnoxious Wizard Saga parts 2 and 3

If you weren't at Wilhelm's show on Thursday:

FUCK YOU

jk...but seriously, you missed out













Desperate times all for increasingly passive aggressive measures for our protagonist















Let this be a lesson to all of you...mess with a wizard, and you'll end up sleeping in a little ferret hammock

Enjoy...or don't...i get paid either way

Hotel Bathtubs and Obnoxious Wizards

this week's Turtles are in. I should be getting ready to go, but instead I'm delivering unto you bite-sized morsels of comic mediocrity.

that you LOVE













(shameless promotion) Wilhelm is having a show Thursday night @ 8 in the Student Union. If you're in the Storrs-Mansfield area you're pretty much legally mandated to go.
You bring the noise.
We'll bring the funk.













If you need me, I'll be cloaca-deep in work

-Big Steve

Teenage Mutant Awkward Turtles

hehe
















Unfortunately, now I have to draw new material

Oh and uh...WILHELM had a show...no big deal
kinda rocked vdm but whatev
kthxbai

NEW STRIPS NEW STRIPS TRA LA LA LA LA

like it matters...








^^this is a collaboration of mine and another Daily Campus comic artists' strip








I like this one ^^...those lolcats are funny, but dammitall if they arent obnoxious as hell

enjoy whoever you are

Daily Campus premiere week promotion!!!

In light of the Awkward Turtle's Daily Campus premie, I said to myself
"self", I said
what would be a good promotional endeavor to encourage readership in the coming semester?
and being that I have little money or items of value to my name, the promotion is thus.

If you see me on campus in the next week (i'm a big manchild wearing a brown hat w/ a brim...just like my character in the strip (: ), simply approach me and make the awkward turtle hand signal to me:
put your hands palms down on top of each other parallel to the ground and wiggle your thumbs in a circular fashion

do this, and i will--for this week only-- give you an enthusiastic high five, then say "you're welcome" regardless of whether or not you thanked me

LET THE PROMOTION BEGIN!