So, if you actually check this thing Tuesdays and Thursdays, I owe you an apology...
I've missed 3 of the last 4 comic deadlines, two of which I flagrantly neglected. For this reason, I will be getting a check for only five dollars this week :-(
But i thought itd be necessary to explain that I have finals all this week, and that I am in the fight of my life. If you got beef with that, eat a porkchop.
While this is the official end of the Awkward Turtle series, fear not! I have big plans for the summer. I will be drafting a cartoon series/ supplemental 5-DAY PER WEEK comic strip. its about a team of extreme secret agents that take the cases everyone else cant handle. It'll be full of over the top action, humor, and bullets...so keep your eyes peeled for that shit come next fall
until then...
NICE BLOWIN YA!
May 6, 2008
April 22, 2008
AT: Spring Weekend Edition
Uconn's fabled Spring Weekend starts this Thursday, which also happens to be a day that you chumlords get to see my comic in the paper.
It also happens to be my birthday this Thursday... i'll be 22...
(hold for applause)
no?
okay
here is Thursday
# 26 : Cops
unfortunately, Tuesday's turtle was turned in too late, and wont be run today. It got lost in shuffle of the weekend holiday and me being a lazy bum. HOWEVER, this is actually good news for the four of you that actually come to this blog, as you'll be the only ones that see it!
ENJWA
#25 : Bees? Check.
i'll see you amongst the sea of fools at Carriage this Thursday...its gonna be tits
-Turty Clack
It also happens to be my birthday this Thursday... i'll be 22...
(hold for applause)
no?
okay
here is Thursday
# 26 : Cops
unfortunately, Tuesday's turtle was turned in too late, and wont be run today. It got lost in shuffle of the weekend holiday and me being a lazy bum. HOWEVER, this is actually good news for the four of you that actually come to this blog, as you'll be the only ones that see it!
ENJWA
#25 : Bees? Check.
i'll see you amongst the sea of fools at Carriage this Thursday...its gonna be tits
-Turty Clack
April 14, 2008
Hell Week Turtlethon
#23: Dead (sexy) or Alive
I got this idea from my friend JR...the guy on the poster is kinda modeled after him
think of it as an homage
#24: Prof of Purchase
I wish I could've done a better caricature of my professor, this one doesnt really do him justice.
I really did have to study for a test, and in about 10 minutes im gonna go take it, and hopefully knock its freakin socks off
if it had socks
April 8, 2008
21 and 22!
this one was a little experimental. more freehand than usual
#21 : Vending Machines
This one will be running today in the Daily Campus, bottom right of the comics page...
but you dont care, you just saw it here...whatever
#22: can a brotha get some mo dice?
im not crazy about this one...
stay greazy
OH PS
I got a minor speaking role in an independent film to be shot over the summer...more on that as it develops :P
#21 : Vending Machines
This one will be running today in the Daily Campus, bottom right of the comics page...
but you dont care, you just saw it here...whatever
#22: can a brotha get some mo dice?
im not crazy about this one...
stay greazy
OH PS
I got a minor speaking role in an independent film to be shot over the summer...more on that as it develops :P
March 31, 2008
THE 20TH TURTLE!
I CANT BELIEVE IT! WE MADE IT TO 20!
this one was kinda a rush job, but the effect is there, i think
Also its running on april fools day, so people will already be distracted by the Daily SCAMpus...get it!?
this one was kinda a rush job, but the effect is there, i think
Also its running on april fools day, so people will already be distracted by the Daily SCAMpus...get it!?
March 26, 2008
TEMPORARY INSANITY WEDNESDAY!
COME ON DOWN TO THE AWKWARD TURTLE EMPORIUM THIS WEDNESDAY!
I KNOW I SHOULD WAIT TIL TOMORROW TO POST THIS WEEK'S COMIC, BUT IMA POST IT TODAY ANYWAY
AND YES, THE FACT THAT IM TYPING IN ALL CAPS MEANS IM YELLING!!!
#18 : Decisions
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
I'M GONNA DO A SUPER DUPER INSANE-O BACKFLIP AND POST NEXT TUESDAY'S COMIC TODAY! I MUST BE TEMPORARILY INSANE TO WANT TO GIVE AWAY THIS MUCH TURTLAGE!
#19 : What's my mothaf$*kin name? JIG-SAWWWW
ENJOY YOUR HUMPDAY! ILL BE STUDYING FOR AN EXAM AND PREPPING FOR A SHOW THIS SATURDAY IN BOSTON
(WILHELM LIVE IN BOSTON THIS WEEKEND!)
PEACE
I KNOW I SHOULD WAIT TIL TOMORROW TO POST THIS WEEK'S COMIC, BUT IMA POST IT TODAY ANYWAY
AND YES, THE FACT THAT IM TYPING IN ALL CAPS MEANS IM YELLING!!!
#18 : Decisions
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
I'M GONNA DO A SUPER DUPER INSANE-O BACKFLIP AND POST NEXT TUESDAY'S COMIC TODAY! I MUST BE TEMPORARILY INSANE TO WANT TO GIVE AWAY THIS MUCH TURTLAGE!
#19 : What's my mothaf$*kin name? JIG-SAWWWW
ENJOY YOUR HUMPDAY! ILL BE STUDYING FOR AN EXAM AND PREPPING FOR A SHOW THIS SATURDAY IN BOSTON
(WILHELM LIVE IN BOSTON THIS WEEKEND!)
PEACE
March 23, 2008
Turt 17 : Catch Phrases
kinda silly, but i likes it
#18 on Thursday
i'll be 22 in a month (as of 3/24)
March 18, 2008
AWKWARD TURTLEs 15 and 16 : wildlife week
Hope spring break was manageable for most.
Let's get right to it, as I should be going to my psychopharmacology class soon.
#-15 : Swans
"One of my faves..." says Stephen Winchell
Hebert and Groper gave it two nubs up
#16 : A Doe, a Deer, A F$%#ing Obnoxious Deer
They really do this. I seens it.
Try not to go skydiving and have the parachute accidentally not deploy this week, okay? Try not to do that.
-turt mcgurt
Let's get right to it, as I should be going to my psychopharmacology class soon.
#-15 : Swans
"One of my faves..." says Stephen Winchell
Hebert and Groper gave it two nubs up
#16 : A Doe, a Deer, A F$%#ing Obnoxious Deer
They really do this. I seens it.
Try not to go skydiving and have the parachute accidentally not deploy this week, okay? Try not to do that.
-turt mcgurt
March 3, 2008
The stunning conclusion...
Spring break looms in the distance like a beast, and I've got 2 more exams...
I've also got turtles...scrumptious hilarious turtles
I might do some comics next week...maybe
in the meantime, enjoy the stunning conclusion to the Obnoxious Wizard Saga
February 26, 2008
Obnoxious Wizard Saga parts 2 and 3
If you weren't at Wilhelm's show on Thursday:
FUCK YOU
jk...but seriously, you missed out
Desperate times all for increasingly passive aggressive measures for our protagonist
Let this be a lesson to all of you...mess with a wizard, and you'll end up sleeping in a little ferret hammock
Enjoy...or don't...i get paid either way
FUCK YOU
jk...but seriously, you missed out
Desperate times all for increasingly passive aggressive measures for our protagonist
Let this be a lesson to all of you...mess with a wizard, and you'll end up sleeping in a little ferret hammock
Enjoy...or don't...i get paid either way
February 19, 2008
Hotel Bathtubs and Obnoxious Wizards
this week's Turtles are in. I should be getting ready to go, but instead I'm delivering unto you bite-sized morsels of comic mediocrity.
that you LOVE
(shameless promotion) Wilhelm is having a show Thursday night @ 8 in the Student Union. If you're in the Storrs-Mansfield area you're pretty much legally mandated to go.
You bring the noise.
We'll bring the funk.
If you need me, I'll be cloaca-deep in work
-Big Steve
that you LOVE
(shameless promotion) Wilhelm is having a show Thursday night @ 8 in the Student Union. If you're in the Storrs-Mansfield area you're pretty much legally mandated to go.
You bring the noise.
We'll bring the funk.
If you need me, I'll be cloaca-deep in work
-Big Steve
February 11, 2008
Teenage Mutant Awkward Turtles
hehe
Unfortunately, now I have to draw new material
Oh and uh...WILHELM had a show...no big deal
kinda rocked vdm but whatev
kthxbai
Unfortunately, now I have to draw new material
Oh and uh...WILHELM had a show...no big deal
kinda rocked vdm but whatev
kthxbai
February 7, 2008
NEW STRIPS NEW STRIPS TRA LA LA LA LA
like it matters...
^^this is a collaboration of mine and another Daily Campus comic artists' strip
I like this one ^^...those lolcats are funny, but dammitall if they arent obnoxious as hell
enjoy whoever you are
^^this is a collaboration of mine and another Daily Campus comic artists' strip
I like this one ^^...those lolcats are funny, but dammitall if they arent obnoxious as hell
enjoy whoever you are
January 22, 2008
Daily Campus premiere week promotion!!!
In light of the Awkward Turtle's Daily Campus premie, I said to myself
"self", I said
what would be a good promotional endeavor to encourage readership in the coming semester?
and being that I have little money or items of value to my name, the promotion is thus.
If you see me on campus in the next week (i'm a big manchild wearing a brown hat w/ a brim...just like my character in the strip (: ), simply approach me and make the awkward turtle hand signal to me:
put your hands palms down on top of each other parallel to the ground and wiggle your thumbs in a circular fashion
do this, and i will--for this week only-- give you an enthusiastic high five, then say "you're welcome" regardless of whether or not you thanked me
LET THE PROMOTION BEGIN!
"self", I said
what would be a good promotional endeavor to encourage readership in the coming semester?
and being that I have little money or items of value to my name, the promotion is thus.
If you see me on campus in the next week (i'm a big manchild wearing a brown hat w/ a brim...just like my character in the strip (: ), simply approach me and make the awkward turtle hand signal to me:
put your hands palms down on top of each other parallel to the ground and wiggle your thumbs in a circular fashion
do this, and i will--for this week only-- give you an enthusiastic high five, then say "you're welcome" regardless of whether or not you thanked me
LET THE PROMOTION BEGIN!
January 18, 2008
Awkward Turtle 4
okay, viewer...i got some good news and i got some
bad news
the good news is i got a new strip for your enjoyment
the bad news is if you're gonna hafta wait two weeks if you wanna see any new Turtles in the Daily Campus
enjwah
bad news
the good news is i got a new strip for your enjoyment
the bad news is if you're gonna hafta wait two weeks if you wanna see any new Turtles in the Daily Campus
enjwah
January 15, 2008
January 13, 2008
Awkward Turtle 02
after much mucking about on the internet, i've discovered that a number of to-be-dc comic creators have been starting their own respective blogs with their strips PLUS the added bonus of glorious little monologues such as these.
anyway, heres #2, enjoy that noise
if you need me, ill be in the bat cave coming up with more ideas to make you say "way-oh"
[way-ohhhh]
-big s
anyway, heres #2, enjoy that noise
if you need me, ill be in the bat cave coming up with more ideas to make you say "way-oh"
[way-ohhhh]
-big s
January 12, 2008
Welcome to the Awkard Turtle
It finally happened, friends.
They gave me a comic in the UConn newspaper.
I wont say much else, other than that I am joined by such greats as Jake Lucas, Sean Rose, Stephen Winchell, and Anthony Wasley in the spring 2008 daily campus comics page.
buckle your f-ing seatbelts
heres the first of many to come:
gimme your feedback, slaves
-steve
They gave me a comic in the UConn newspaper.
I wont say much else, other than that I am joined by such greats as Jake Lucas, Sean Rose, Stephen Winchell, and Anthony Wasley in the spring 2008 daily campus comics page.
buckle your f-ing seatbelts
heres the first of many to come:
gimme your feedback, slaves
-steve
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